In my ongoing series of imaginary personas given to items found in the park, here comes a scene that reminds me of some long lost B-movie monster film. You can imagine the scenario where some maniac out of control lawnmower device is wreaking havoc on all the residents in the park. The deer are too scared to come out of the trees, the trees themselves are using the long grass to desperately try to hide behind [rather badly it must be added]. Sadly for the long grass, it is the last line of defence and looks like it is going to be the next victim of this rusty old killer machine. The machine seems to be lying low in an attempt to surprise its prey, not something that’s very easily achieved when you are that big and cumbersome.
The day I found this lawnmower it immediately struck me as a rather sinister looking device, ok I know its only a simple lawnmower but there is also something very evil and death-like about it.
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I say! Ruddy good!